No no no, you guys don't understand. Whenever someone tried to kill Road Runner, his weapon backfired.
Therefore Mr.Tiny shot himself in the head, so he is not able to post replies on this forum anymore.
As for DonSpeedy, he nuked himself down. May his bones rest in pieces. As for Chuck Norris, I know a way how to distract him and kill him, observe:
Me: How much wood could a woodchuck Chuck chuck if a woodchuck Chuck could chuck wood?
Chuck: A woodchuck Chuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck Chuck can't chuck wood.
Me: But if a woodchuck Chuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck Chuck chuck?
Chuck: Even if a woodchuck Chuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck Chuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck Chuck chuck wood?
Me: A woodchuck Chuck should chuck if a woodchuck Chuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck Chuck would chuck wood.
Chuck: Oh, shut up.
*splat* *Chuck dies*