Ok, so the story goes like this; *The short ending is that he is a hacker, he cheats, scams, floods, bug abuses, and everything like that, so you don't need to read the rest of the post. Just kick him now. Honest!* **
Just me Collo'ing it up to pass the time, *and to pass some arrows through certain players, (wink)*
Then a steam thingy; "Hey Swine, come to 2 v 2 we need one more!"
I was like; "Ooh, 2 v 2 sounds like fun." So, voila: I was in.
Then it turns out Squirt didn't want a partner, he wanted another target. I was all too happy to oblige. But then, he kept doing things. Not good things either; like, making me take death jumps into his Drill arrows, yeah *Drill* arrows. Cheap! And moving when I put a bomb near him! Stuff like that. Not dying basically.
The other people were all like; "Nah, Waddle Dee *that's me \o/* and Squirt don't need any alone time." and we were like-
... TEAM KILL =D
lols came and went.
Anyway, after he had to go; Squirt was all like; zomg that was fun.
I agreed, then I wished him some good sleep, like a good clan brother should.
But then he quirked that he could own me in his sleep! The nerve! *xD*
And, well. Here we are, ten minutes later.
I don't care when it happens; but here are the rules of the duel;
a) There has to be some KoD members watching. Make the embarassment even more devastating! *Or just for some lols.*
b) Random classes can be picked. But you cannot abuse a class. *I'm looking at priest / firelolmages here. Anything else is fine.*
c) 1st to 10 is the Victor.
d) I get to slap you with my... Duel... hmm... Glove! =D
e) 2 v 2 later. Just to prove it's no fluke, or something.
Sign here. Your move Squirt...
More duels coming later. It's going to be real special folks!
